bull cocktail

. . . A cup full of semen. Usually made fresh by many willing donators.

Waiter: *Hands them their sampler plate.* "Be careful... the plate is hot..... And there you go! Is there anything else can I get for you?"

Customer: *Steeples his hands.* ..... I'll take your house special.... Your Bull Cocktail.

Waiter and the entire male staff: *cue the sexy imaginary background music.*

by Ppootteennttiiaall June 20, 2024

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Cocktail Alchemist

The pokemon style evolution of a douchebag mixologist who considers himself a hipster wizard whose only trick is turning the money in your wallet into complete dissapointment

Q: would you like to be served by our level 6 Cocktail Alchemist ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?

by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021

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Vampire cocktail

A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.

Dude I bought myself a vampire cocktail. Just need something to suck on...

by Valkyrie87 July 13, 2021

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walking cocktail

an alcoholic drink that is consumed while en route to another location. This is usually drank from a plastic cup to be thrown out when you arrive at your destination.

Jeff didn't want to loose any drinking time, so he had a walking cocktail on the way to the bar.

by JJendymion May 11, 2014

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