clean/travis

Early morning:

1. Take a shower then a shit (dont wipe and make sure not to dry off)

2. Put pantyhose over your head (to hide your identity)
3. Get in bed with either your roomie or someone you want to get back at
4. Start screaming "GIVE IT UP!!!!!"

5. Run like hell!

This is the ultimate revenge and is hard to pull off without waking the person up by laughing but it's lots of fun because you have showered and shit and then gotten in bed with someone and scared the beejesus out of them and left a mess...its particularly fun if you are a guy doing it to a girl...sex may inadvertantly result from this.

If he pulls that shit again I gonna give him a clean/travis.

I heard Tommy teabagged Carlo and then Carlo gave him a clean/travis...Tommy got so scared he pissed all over Carlo.

Jimmy gave Katie a clean/travis because he found out she was into weird fetishes they ended up having sex. Now Jimmy has the clap.

by tommygunna April 13, 2010

skeet clean

when a male ejaculates into a females vagina and then withdraws and urinates into the parimeters of a females vagina attempting to clean the sperm out preventing a pregnancy.

man i was having sex with candy last night and ended up having to give that hoe a skeet clean, she was pissed....lol

by rodney420 April 11, 2009

Clean Shit

When you take a huge shit and barely have to wipe

“I took a clean shit yesterday, I clogged up the toilet and only used 2 wipes”

by Jonathan Cena the third August 24, 2020

clean stink

Brought to my attention by Jay Burgerson, a frequent victim of clean stink.

The stink that pervades laundry which has been washed but not immediately dried.

My brothers clothes smelled so bad that he thought I had pissed in wahing machine, but it turned out it was just clean stink.

by MiKeen October 13, 2004

cleaning clocks

catch the fade with some homees.
Busting their asses.
what u say when you are going to war.

"We're goin to be cleaning clocks tonite"

by jdub December 11, 2002

clean rodruigez

When having sex, pull out your penis and wipe it just above ur partner's top lip, forming clear or "clean" mustache. In contrast to a Dirty Rodruigez.

She preferrs the clean rodruigez over the dirty rodruigez.

by S. R. H. July 20, 2008

ride clean

riding clean refers to riding on some clean ass twinkies or riding with style, not "riding clean without drugs".

Project pat was lookin' clean, therefor riding clean in his car, contrary to already stated WRONG definitions.

you have to ride clean to pick up dem hos.

by Bishop June 24, 2006