status mom

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.

She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.

by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017

Greg Status

Of great quality; above and beyond average

Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures

by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020

Gallery Status

meaning you are "balling". high class standards , you are on some serious spending your dollers and bills. you can relate it to baller status, but usually rich celebrities or high class figures go to galas and gallerys so they really have money to blow

1. damm bro you on some gallery status sh*t with all that money your spending

2. tu ta de galleria manito, dique comprando chimi todo lo dia

3. yo im on my gallery joint tonight, bottle service at the club

by JohnnyDelCampo June 22, 2010

Boner Status

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.

Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.

by Eeshh December 19, 2011

bloodhound status

A person of authority who can smell drugs easily; like a bloodhound.

The moment I walked into the door, my dad went all bloodhound status on me.

by NevadanStonette May 13, 2011

cloud status

Meaning to be "fly" as clouds. Another way of saying someone is "fly" which means "popular" or "cool".

We're on that cloud status right now.

My shorty is always cloud status.

by Yorkers June 26, 2009

Street Status

Street Status: Street Status Apparel, one clothing company that represents the Streets! Made for car guys and girls but fits the lifestyle of many out there.

"Are you Street Status? Why yes I am a baller..."

by Street Status Apparel May 12, 2009