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the starfish

the rarest sleeping position. named after the starfish sea creature, you put your arms behind your head and spread out your legs. not very space effective, but comfortable enough.
"the starfish is the rarest sleeping position. most favor the fetal position."
by fellownapper April 9, 2021
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Starfish Prince

The male version of a Starfish Princess. Male sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a starfish). They are basic in the bedroom, usually prefer cowgirl so they can just lay there or basic missionary. They also have a tendency to not last long in bed. They expect their partner to do all the work or just have no drive and just want to get it over as quick as possible.
Stacy took the Brad from the club after promising amazing sex only to be disappointed Brad just laid there like a Starfish Prince while Stacy had to get on top and did all the work. Brad is still confused and doesn't know why Stacy never called him back.

Sierra has complained for weeks that her boyfriend is never in the mood and when she finally gets him into bed to finally ravage her body, he goes Starfish Prince and just lays there on top of here barely moving and after 5 minutes is finished. He still doesn't know why they broke up.
by DaTrueDefinition October 4, 2019
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Spicy Starfish

When you try anal after a curry.
Yo man, she must of had curry for lunch my bellend was burning from her spicy starfish.
by Spasmo1 May 27, 2022
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simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole
Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano
by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017
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Starfish

Entry-level marine mechanic, shop hand under 4 years of experience.
Starfish I need you to service this boat and wipe it down when your done with it.
by Mr.boats May 4, 2023
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Strawberry starfish

Justin: So how'd you go with that guy last night?
Matt: It was all shits and gigs until he gave me a strawberry starfish
by NotSoChubbyBoy October 28, 2017
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peckard starfish

A Peckard starfish is a penis that looks like a starfish
Janet: Put it In
John: I’ll put my peckard starfish in you
by Peckard starfish May 15, 2018
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