"Dude, check out that spread on the other side of the street"
"Not one of those ladies is lower than an 8!"
"I'm going in..."
"Not one of those ladies is lower than an 8!"
"I'm going in..."
by DrunkRainbowPig February 12, 2012
Get the Spreadmug. by WarKami September 9, 2021
Get the god spreadingmug. 1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!!  Lame!!  I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!
by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008
Get the rectal spreadmug. by NiggaPocSlay222222 August 24, 2025
Get the Glute Spread Nigga Sexmug. Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
by LazyRooster September 5, 2023
Get the Teen-spreadingmug. the spread of a contagious disease to individuals in a particular geographic location who have no known contact with other infected individuals or who have not recently traveled to an area where the disease has any documented cases
We have evidence that their is community spread of this virus that’s why we are taking in all acts in order to prevent it from spreading even further
by 1Shot Duke May 8, 2020
Get the community spreadmug. 