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skeetza the pizza

Where a room full of dudes jack off onto a pizza and whoever finishes last has to eat the slice.
You guys just want to skeetza the pizza? There's one slice left..
by Wobez July 25, 2014
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Pimpin' a pizza

To add extra cheese, peperoni, olives and other tasty items to a cheap and boring store bought frozen pizza before baking it in the oven. It infinitely multiplies its deliciousness.
Henrietta: Want to come over to my house? I'm pimpin' a pizza.

Julio: Maybe. What kind of tasty shit are you adding to it?
by Quiff Studdley October 22, 2009
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dropped pizza

Similar to the punched lasagne. When a fat cunt of a woman’s vadge is so foul it resembles a dropped pizza.
Crumbs Carl, her axe wound was a mess it looked like a dropped pizza.
by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017
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pizza breath

That cheesy, pizzza-y breath that sticks around for HOURS after you eat pizza. You can smell it yourself without even trying to. As long as the pizza's got the bare minimum to be a pizza, you'll get pizza breath.
Damn bro, I hate this pizza breath; it annoys the hell outta me. I can smell it just by breathing..
by Knamer363 August 19, 2022
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Pizza Handle

The end crust of a pizza usually is thrown away because most don't enjoy the handle because there is no sauce, cheese or other toppings on it.
I usually throw away the Pizza Handle of my pizza slice because there is no flavour
by AbsorbedSpoon3 May 10, 2018
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Pizza Lube

Garlic infused butter that comes with some pizzas, mainly Papa Johns.
Wesley: "This pizza was a bad idea, huge calorie intake I didn't need."

Angel: "Don't worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn't retain the calories."
by dilutedspine April 8, 2012
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Pizza-Rolling

The act of having to watch and/or listen to your friends act sexually over a video call. Typically occurring in discord groupchats.

The term originates from the fanfiction “Two’s a Company, Three’s a Mistake” written by Ao3 author horseparkour, in which main character Sapnap has to listen to his friends Dream and George have e-sex in a discord call, all whilst eating a plate of freshly microwaved pizza rolls.
My friends didn’t leave the groupchat to have their discord sex again, I hate Pizza-Rolling”
by Ollie609 February 11, 2022
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