by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010
My girl and I introduced her best friend to a cloudy oyster last night, she seemed to enjoy the taste.
by Sylverdemon March 12, 2022
He’s a real oyster shucker. Wouldn’t catch me sticking my tongue up a girl’s nose after she snorted my cum.
by Truckie941 December 1, 2018
by Rob Gator August 3, 2018
Ellie is a girl you want as your friend. She’s a fucking angel and has a heart of gold. She’s one of the most trustworthy and kind people you’ll ever meet. She’s so gorgeous and some people would die for her looks but she just doesn’t see it. An Ellie is probably the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. They’re the best with secrets. She’s the kind of person to talk you on long walks where you can clear your mind, or to take you shopping. It’s sad sometimes because Ellie’s are taken advantage of very quickly and suddenly they’re being manipulated by some two faced toes. Ellie moss’s are so kind that they struggle to say no... which is there weakness. But don’t worry, a crispy will intervene and save the day. Ellie’s you need to stand up for yourself. You deserve better friends, ones who aren’t two faced, ones who suddenly care when your pretty or dying, ones who are friends with you for money. Stay away from those people. They’re snakes. Instead try to hang out with the people who, put a smile on your face, are trustworthy, halerious, always there for you no matter what, absolutely stunning, so pure and wholesome, not the best at math but she’s trying, also obsessed with the dolan twins... If you haven’t guessed by now... all those things are what make YOU unique crispy. I hope you know you mean the world to me :))
love from crisp fiddle sticks xxx
love from crisp fiddle sticks xxx
crisp oyster is my fav :3
by Sister Sushi March 29, 2019
Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!
by Broseid March 5, 2022