Oyster Parlor

It’s 3am. All the dives are closed. You’re trying to hit the bodega to grab some brews. In the distance, you see her. A solid 5 is dressed in some fishnets and bad ideas. You take her home. Smash. Later, after a pump and dump, she peels her clam apart. That sticky noise? That’s the oyster parlor.

“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”

by Prehistoric Slut November 05, 2022

Toss Oyster

Getting puss

“Yo, my man Lewis tossed some straight oyster yesterday at the party”
“What a savage, I wish I could Toss Oyster”

by BroncoBuster January 14, 2020

Cloudy oyster

When a man cums in a pussy and then someone eats it.

My girl and I introduced her best friend to a cloudy oyster last night, she seemed to enjoy the taste.

by Sylverdemon March 12, 2022

Oyster Shucker

Someone who sticks their tongue inside the nostril of partner after meeping

He’s a real oyster shucker. Wouldn’t catch me sticking my tongue up a girl’s nose after she snorted my cum.

by Truckie941 December 01, 2018

DUNNY OYSTER

BROWN COLORED SPUTUM EXTRACTED FROM DEEP INSIDE THE LUNG.

I WAS WORKING WITH BOB ALL NIGHT AND HE KEPT SPITTING DUNNY OYSTERS ON THE WAREHOUSE FLOOR. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HURL.

by NIGHT WEENY July 27, 2009

The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022

Oyster slut

A very silly and annoying individual

You oyster slut

by Findinganemo September 02, 2022