Organic Surprise

Any variation of shit that has been abandoned in someone elses loo

"My sister left an organic surprise in my toilet"

by Organic Surprise October 5, 2025

organ-donor-ization

Verb. The process where an organization, usually a corporation, having the quality of incompetence such that executive management is forced to purchase another organization for leadership. The incompetents first donate their decision making and later their jobs as the purchased organization's management takes over often creating opportunity for formerly lowly drones to take over for the formerly "best and brightest" of the donor org.

"I can't believe Quantum Inc. bought us back in 2006". "don't worry, it will take about a year but the organ-donor-ization has already started"

by Flacido Domingo October 26, 2008

organ blender

A motor cyclist who is convinced that he is invincible and rides at maximum speed at all times. It is only a matter of time before he liquidises his internal organs in a major accident.

Jeez, did you see Steve on his CBR? That dude is a real organ blender, a waste of good kidneys if you ask me.

by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

Organic math chemistry tutor

The true sleeper of keeping the next generation in check.

A:bro I’m struggling with tomorrows test and professors notes are dogshit
B: no worries bro organic math chemistry tutors got your back, he will explain the whole topic in under an hour and I don’t think most of us would have survived in college without him.

by NotACollegeDropoutAnymore September 22, 2025

Fighting organs

A different way of saying to have sex

Man me and this girl were fighting organs all night long

by Wiggle room September 11, 2016

Organic Muffin

Definition:
1. A word used to describe Someone, Somewhere, or Something that is rude, illegit, or just plain wrong.

Example:
1. Hey! Dont be an Organic Muffin just because I forgot to give you back your pencil after class!

2. Seriously? we're going to Abercrombie and Fitch? But that place is such an Organic Muffin!

3. Yeah, my computer was being an Organic Muffin and Froze.

by Near.Extinction. December 11, 2011

organized mumbling

When you mumble in an organized major, mumble rap

*trys to sing but just mumbles words*
Dude chill you're just organized mumbling

by Daddylooo June 4, 2018