Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

chew bet

"You bet" but with a slight twist.

You: Thanks man!
Friend: Chew bet! *Chewbacca sounds*

by unacceptable22 June 2, 2025

chew-weenie

best motha fuckin rapper in the game!

"yo you know eminem?"

"yeah hes pretty good"

"CHEW-WEENIE is better"

by datchew July 27, 2011

Chew head

Somebody who uses chewing tobacco alot.

That guy is such a chew head.

by R. Econ March 2, 2009

chew dare

Means You there

When you message someone instead of texting "Are you there"..you text "Chew Dare"...

by Checkmate26 August 23, 2017

Chewing Gum

Chewing a Vegestable's Anus, and describing the detail to their family, making sure to tape the reaction.

"The elderly home won't let me in anymore for Chewing Gum"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

all chewed up

Something that was all destroyed and spit out.

That Ho was all chewed up.

by Allputtogether October 21, 2020