The act of placing a testicle on each of your partner's eyes and receiving a rim job whislt masturbating. NOT to be confused with the Arabian Sandstorm.
by rodrew December 29, 2018
Get the Russian Castlemug. by H4pp1n3s June 22, 2024
Get the Sand Castlemug. by _Leopold_ March 9, 2020
Get the Fortinbras storming the castlemug. Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
by Stuffedhobo July 10, 2023
Get the john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jrmug. To systematically bet more than others do in 7 card Texas hold'em remembering to have more chips just in case you bluff and lose.
You castle your drive in poker by betting bigger, and playing louder, but without saying a word, than those who don't know how to bet bigger, for more fun, knowing your hand may be just better gambling on your part.
by TrueBlueHue1 September 16, 2023
Get the Castle your drivemug. The act of fornicating with deep enough penetration to include both testes, then holding it for a brief or extended period of time, usually while ejaculating.
"Bury the castle in my vagina you stud."
"She was wide enough that I could bury the castle with ease!"
"She was wide enough that I could bury the castle with ease!"
by jessymehores July 14, 2021
Get the bury the castlemug. 