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California poppy

A California Poppy is whenyou finger a girl and move it around so much she squirts
by Pussy Fulkerson 0369 June 24, 2016
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California Chops

Look at Steve! His muttonchops are shaped like California, so I suppose he has California Chops! Ba Dum Chh!
by 9voltoyster September 27, 2010
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california zipper

When you get stitched up & down the abdomen and your stitches look like a zipper.
Jay got a California zipper from his surgery.
by lil_srippy August 17, 2016
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The California Vortex

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.
“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”
by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020
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California Mustard

When a farmer squeezes a lemon above a women vagina and the juice stings the women and causes a burning sensation.
"That chic last night really enjoyed me performing that California Mustard"
by KatelynLovesKurt June 13, 2015
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california conservative

A California conservative is an individual who identifies as conservative but operates within the unique political landscape and cultural context of California. Unlike conservatives in other parts of the country, California conservatives tend to hold a more progressive stance on certain social issues, such as LGBTQ rights and environmental protection.

They often embrace a pragmatic approach, combining conservative fiscal policies with a willingness to support progressive social policies. California conservatives recognize the importance of fiscal responsibility and limited government intervention in economic matters. They advocate for low taxes, reduced government spending, and a business-friendly environment to foster economic growth and job creation. However, they also acknowledge the need for certain government programs and regulations to address pressing environmental challenges and income inequality. They like shooting guns.
Tyler: "I never understood how someone could be a conservative in California. Isn't it all liberal out there?"
Ryan: "Well, being a California conservative means finding common ground between conservative principles and the progressive context of the state. We focus on fiscal responsibility but also support social issues like marriage equality and protecting the environment."
Alex: "Yeah, and we like to shoot guns."
by BrysonStrong May 14, 2023
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california gtv

a person or persons who says they are straight but watches gay porn in thier free time
by popoboss October 8, 2009
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