Someone who seems very basic at first but is actually interesting or has a lot of drama around them.
by sheldonbazinga1 March 17, 2023

Someone who gives very specific instructions regarding how their tea should be made, many tea fascists will simply insist on making their own tea because no one else "gets it right".
Do you have milk and sugar in your tea?
Just leave it, I'll add the milk. I'm a bit of a tea fascist!
Just leave it, I'll add the milk. I'm a bit of a tea fascist!
by Rude McDude August 20, 2010

In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.
E.g.
Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.
E.g.
Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.
by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017

by AlienBabe19 May 29, 2015

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.
by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017

White Guy/Girl: I love Chai Tea!
Indian Man: Chai Tea?! Chai means tea! YOU ARE LITERALLY SAYING TEA TEA! Kadavule (oh my god)....
Indian Man: Chai Tea?! Chai means tea! YOU ARE LITERALLY SAYING TEA TEA! Kadavule (oh my god)....
by jaycxle. June 13, 2023

its wellerman
person 1:soon may the wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum
person 2: your singing billy of tea
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS WELLERMAN
person 2: your singing billy of tea
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS WELLERMAN
by peanut KING August 14, 2021
