London Tea

A teabag, laced with pure cocaine, made into a cup of tea

Yo fam want some london tea

by Ghandis Left Nut February 24, 2018

Chai Tea

Chai means tea, you are literally saying Tea Tea.

White Guy/Girl: I love Chai Tea!

Indian Man: Chai Tea?! Chai means tea! YOU ARE LITERALLY SAYING TEA TEA! Kadavule (oh my god)....

by jaycxle. June 14, 2023

No Shade No Tea

Not trying to offend you, but it is offensive. Like "no offense" but like offense. Way to be mean without seeming like your trying be mean

Me: You fucking suck but like no shade no tea

by Iamahypebeast January 14, 2018

meat tea

verb:The act of soaking one's balls in hot water and serving it to an unknowing victim.

Dude, this taste like meat tea.

by doopi March 13, 2014

Muff Tea

A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.

A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?

B) Muff tea would be great

A) How do you take it?

B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks

by teasipper87 November 06, 2011

Knacker Tea

The first piss of the morning, as its been brewing most of the night

Morning love i'm just gonna have a knacker tea.

by dekkamsn July 16, 2016

queer tea

When your douche friend drinks green tea while playing beer pong to stay healthy.

1. "AUSTIN! stop slurping on that queer tea!"
2. "I don't need beer i have my green tea!" and you say, "well we're men and we drink beer what are you drinking, queer tea?"

by Humpty Dance Gang August 18, 2011