queer tea

When your douche friend drinks green tea while playing beer pong to stay healthy.

1. "AUSTIN! stop slurping on that queer tea!"
2. "I don't need beer i have my green tea!" and you say, "well we're men and we drink beer what are you drinking, queer tea?"

by Humpty Dance Gang August 22, 2011

Tea Drinker

Derogatory term for brits

"Hey, Tom, look at that filthy tea drinker right there"

by aCheekyBugger March 3, 2023

tea rex

A big reptile that cant reach its penis

His arms are so small he must feel the pain of the tea rex

by BOOBS!"£$ March 7, 2018

London Tea

A teabag, laced with pure cocaine, made into a cup of tea

Yo fam want some london tea

by Ghandis Left Nut February 26, 2018

billy of tea

its wellerman

person 1:soon may the wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum
person 2: your singing billy of tea
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS WELLERMAN

by peanut KING August 14, 2021

Tea Dump

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.

Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.

by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017

Austrian tea

Weed from Austria

I'm in need of that Austrian Tea if you know what I mean.

by AlienBabe19 May 29, 2015