Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.

"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"

by MemoryOther February 25, 2025

Thanos

The turd in the bowl that just won’t flush

Thanos can’t be defeated

I have me a floater, or goddamn that’s bigger than the pipe

by Jimjimjimmyjim April 17, 2021

Thanos

A big purple penis daddy that has been sexually excited/angered and found Micheal Jacksons glove and Elvis Presleys baby.

1. WOW DID HE SEE HIM HE S SUCH A THANOS

by WEIRDBITCH101 May 7, 2019

Thanos Neck

hickeys! Giving you so many to cover your whole meck

Guy- yo so gonna give you thanos neck tonight?
Girl- ofc daddy

by Vals December 25, 2018

Thanos

That marvel character that gave you that tingly feeling when he says (you shuld have gone for the head) $$

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Me going to bed to have a normal dreem after avengers infinity war but you cant hold back the power and the edge so you canot resist so you begin to start to make thanos dick pics and that grape juice spewing out you get to far in you start rubbing your buldge trying to resist but suddenly you burst and get your seamen all over your 9 year old brother he wakes. You tell him you never speak of this ever again

by The gogogagalaob March 19, 2019

thanos

big purple guy

thanos is a bumb

by animalfudge4343 September 4, 2019

Thanos

The one idiot who spends his money making a golden gauntlet and achieve "world peace." And somehow doesn't die from a big slice in the chest.

Thanos:You should have gone for the head. *snaps* *teleports away*
Thor: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

by Marvel Fan 101 October 21, 2020