Tears

Liquid sorrow that your eyes excrete.

Oh oh oh ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks! Oh oh oh ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete!

(All credit to the geniuses at Auto Tune the News)

by pablo61 June 28, 2010

Tears

An adjective to describe an awful, embarrassing, sad, terrible situation/place/thing.

1. Did you see that girl Mike was with yesterday? ... Tears

2. Detroit... Tears

3. That Godzilla movie was tears

by Corporal Tears May 22, 2008

trail of tears

the hallway that runs between the locker room and shower room at penn state where jerry sandusky did the dirty hence the hall way would be the trail of tears.

friend 1: i took a tour of penn state this weekend
friend 2: did you see the infamous trail of tears?
friend 1: yeah and the shower room

by Mehale November 28, 2011

unicorn tears

Framboise Lambic. As described by the ever-lovely Joanna Newsom.

'My favourite drink would be frmboise lambic, because it tastes like unicorn tears.

by snowhen October 23, 2011

tattooed tears

Its the one that thugs shed when their accomplices die.

Like "I shed tattooed tears during these multiple years"

by Manpreet Grewal (Punjab) January 23, 2004

gin tears

Tears shed because of a depressed state brought on by excessive drinking. Can also describe those shed the next day because of the pain of a hangover or out of regret for mistakes made the previous night.

That's just the drink talking, those are just gin tears.

Alex awoke with his head in the bowl, a mess all around. Overwhelmed, he let out a few gin tears.

Gin mistakes only bring only gin tears.

by JustMe23 May 4, 2009

White Man Tears

White Man Tears is when a white man commits a crime and blames it on insanity.

The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.

by i<3europeans September 24, 2021