An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.
Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
by TedHate43 September 3, 2025
Get the Ted-Phobicmug. Ted Ottley is an author of suspense novels for teen males published by Bantam, Hodder and Random House. Writer for online crime library. Composer of music for Film, TV series (Huckleberry Finn), Advertising Jingles and producer of legit and industrial shows. Worked with celebrities from Mickey Rooney to Tina Turner, Australian Rock Artists and more.
by Jay D'Arcy October 13, 2009
Get the Ted Ottleymug. Best friend. Can be a dog but is always there for you no matter what. He his very energetic and funny. If your friends with him never loose him.
by Issy H July 27, 2020
Get the Tedmug. To be a Ted Kunt, you must be against shotacon and lolicon, and be a pure advocate of anti-CSA. On the other hand, you must do nothing about it but yell at people about it.
by BleaseHelp May 10, 2018
Get the Ted Kuntmug. An STD which is passed on by kissing someone, if you kiss someone with ted ravies you have perminant sloppy lips
by Mollystafford315 January 26, 2017
Get the Ted Raviesmug. A very sexy black boy, who will fix your bitch and kiss your moeder. Ted also has a hele grote penis and is heel erg cool.
Ted is very geil.
by NietTedMabruki February 27, 2017
Get the Tedmug. by Garren Bell May 12, 2022
Get the ted hankeymug.