Ted

A fucking kiddy fiddler. 🤟🏻

Boy:do you know ted

Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day

Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…

by Sexuallyattractedtomyself September 16, 2022

Ted

To bring a guy to an event to make another guy jealous

She tedded him

by Elttar August 16, 2024

Disapoi ted

when you are so disappointed that you can’t spell right

“ Im so disapoi ted” - Langley0108 3/19 3:24 PM

by Unsunken March 19, 2021

uncle ted

ted kaczynski, the one true father

rest in peace uncle ted

by xX90sCrankerXx December 23, 2023

Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Fed ted

an autocorrect version of the word “retarded” used to insult people without them knowing the meaning. this word has no tense or other forms and can be used in any way even if grammatically incorrect

“You’re a fed Ted.”
“You’re so fed ted.”

by Sleezysheep February 7, 2023

Ted

An annoying brat.

"You got any games on your phone?"
"oh, you're such a Ted"

by Dababycarhahahredissuslessgoo September 19, 2021