Timmy's Trousers

Describes that sinking feeling when you wake up in the morning after a drunken night out and you see a pair of camouflage combats lying on the floor and you just know your back door has been busted by another man

Jason: How'd ya go last night Lloydy?

Lloyd: Dont ask mate, woke up this morning with Timmy's Trousers

Jason: Fuckin Oath how do you feel about that?

Lloyd: Not good but I've had worse, at least he trims his hedge

by safarijon August 3, 2008

trouser snack

Wiener wrapped in a biscuit.

Joe came over for dinner and nibbled on a trouser snack. "My oh my, may I have another?"

by Billindatheory January 22, 2009

trouser trout

"Trouser Trout" is the male equivalent of the female "Camel Toe". The Trouser Trout is visible when the male is aroused or when the pants are very tight. Some would say, the trouser trout is rising for the hatch.

Dick refused to stand when answering the question because he was packing a lunker of a "Trouser Trout". His Trouser Trout was in spawn mode as Dick eyed Jane's and Sally's budding camel toes.

by pseudoman6 October 13, 2016

Trouser Snake

thing you'll touch if you squeews my sock

like a thrid leg

by jack-u-late June 8, 2003

trouser gobbler

well, what the fuck do YOU think it means?

some cunning linguists are merely trouser gobblers in drag...

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

troushe

the real word for troushe would be an ignorant jackass aka riley hallwood

riley your such a frickin troushe!

by kirsty April 25, 2005

trouser chili

A famous chili mix made at a chili pub in San Fran. The chili is poured out of a sewn up pant leg.

I just shit some trouser chili and it ran down into my new Jordan's...theres $200 down the drain!!

by Anonymous September 25, 2003