The Phantom Tollbooth

A book/movie where a bored kid, Milo, gets this crazy toolbooth and drives away to this weird world filled with puns(Sea of Knowledge).
Milo was definitely on something.

"You ever read The Phantom Tollbooth?"
"Isn't that the one with the boring kid whos like so emo?"
"Huh..."

by Pblcnme October 20, 2006

Tola

A boy that is incredibly handsome. His best attribute is his ability to satisfy all types of females. He is usually adored by women and they love to have him all to themselves.

I want to be a Tola

Every girl needs a Tola in their life

by HehshaKv April 6, 2018

Toledo

A place that should be avoided at all costs. If you are here, move out. The job market is very poor. It is nearly impossible to advance your career, or get a job that is not minimum wage or less than $25K per year. The people here are very shallow. You cannot carry on a conversation with anyone if it does not involve drinking, sports, or which beer joint you will be hanging out in tonight. The downtown is a lifeless concrete nightmare, full of vacant buildings and run down homes. There is 5/3 Field, which is about the only good thing there. The general lack of unique things to see and do here without the "been there done that" feeling is appalling. The weather is cold, dreery, rainy, cloudy, and oppressively humid in the summer. Perpetual road construction. I-280 is in year 36 of construction.

(1)Toledo is the armpit of Ohio.

by Hoyt from the Ledge November 30, 2006

Tolilot

An ice cream wrapper that has a dick in it.

Joe: Bro can i eat your tolilot?
Nig: Sure bro. lick it all you want
Joe: Yum!

by XiaoSupremo March 14, 2018

i told you

the most over used phrase by sweet girlfriends

i told you it was a mc chubble not mc chubbin

i told you im always right

by mp001 July 22, 2011

zero tolerance

Meant to be taken as a strong deterrent against breaking a rule, as the consequences will be severe, however, often zero tolerance is an idle threat and one or even two tolerances are actually implemented.

The school claimed that there would be a zero tolerance alcohol policy, but the football players only had to serve one detention.

by Stackarewski June 25, 2004

Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage

Order a Gordita Supreme at Taco Bell and lather it all over that babes sloppy meat curtain. Blowtorch your eyebrows off and listen to OMC's "How Bizarre" as you drive your fathers white windowless Ford Econoline rape wagon through Turnpike Toll Stops. When they pull you over two miles down the road from running toll stops and shooting sawed off shotguns out your window at schoolbus' next to you, show your sisters dirty chewbacca with all the open containers in your back seat to increase court fines.

Ridley - "Last Tuesday Was Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage. I Gave Myself The Stranger When In Captivity."

by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009