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status orgy

when too many people comment on a user's facebook status, resulting in multiple conversations with multiple groups of people.

although status orgies are occasionally funny, they result in an annoying overload of notifications for everyone involved.
example #1:
after 36 comments, the post was declared a status orgy

example #2:
John: "whoa, 26 notifications?"
Jane: "that's just some status orgy I was in"
by WLPS April 9, 2011
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Greg Status

Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures
by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020
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status trap

a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.
when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.
by loopus November 8, 2010
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Jordan Status

When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.
Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?

Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?

Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.

Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
by who are YOU!? December 22, 2009
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bloodhound status

A person of authority who can smell drugs easily; like a bloodhound.
The moment I walked into the door, my dad went all bloodhound status on me.
by NevadanStonette May 13, 2011
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Street Status

Street Status: Street Status Apparel, one clothing company that represents the Streets! Made for car guys and girls but fits the lifestyle of many out there.
"Are you Street Status? Why yes I am a baller..."
by Street Status Apparel May 12, 2009
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Boner Status

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 19, 2011
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