Muffin Hoe

This term is used to call someone a hoe. This term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don't realize you insulted them.

me: YOU MUFFIN HOE!
you: ..wait, what?!

by thatbitchstolemycookies! October 7, 2009

Muffin Bombing

The female equivelent to TEABAGGING

A man rubs himself on someone laying down, this is what the female does, this is Muffin Bombing

by Pennick May 29, 2007

nomming on the muffin

the classier way of saying eating out.

also seen as nomming on the muff or nom nomming on the muff(in).

Doe: I am extraordinarily hungry today.
Phosie: I'm not. I just ate a jar of pickles.
Brown: I know someone who isn't hungry.
Doe: Who could that be?
Phosie: Yeah, who?
Brown: Well Taco of course. He's been nomming on the muffin all night long.

by athreemuskette December 9, 2009

Variety Muffins

noun
1. An industrial sized pack of freshly made delicious muffins bought at Costcos, often coming in a variety such as chocolate chip, blueberry, and poppy seed.

adjective
1. Extremely good; outstanding.

exclamation
used to indicate approval or pleasure

ORIGIN see first definition

"I find that idea to be variety muffins."

"What do you think?"
"Variety muffins!"

by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher January 17, 2007

Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021

muffin buns

Young, round, plump ass cheeks. The shape resembles freshly baked muffins.

-Mmm, those muffin buns sure look tasty!

by Markobrad October 18, 2006

Turd Muffin

A turd muffin is the act of being, stupid, commonly reffered to as dumb, retarded.

Dude, stop being a turd muffin.

by Alec "Baldwin" November 28, 2004