To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.
He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.
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‘It’s all ball bearings these days’ said the airplane salesman to the mechanic fixing fuel line of true plane.
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known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
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