Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

by Pteropus December 15, 2023

Bathroom Pudding

Very soft poo that comes out of a human that resembles chocolate pudding.

Sorry about being late, I hade to make some bathroom pudding.

by Huge hammer69 September 01, 2023

strategic bathroom locations

When your woman looks for bathroom locations where we can have sex and get away with it.

I railed ( Ballerina Style) my old lady in the MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS, woman's bathroom. She is now obsessed for finding "strategic bathroom locations" where ever she goes

by Cheese N Cecil January 27, 2025

bomb the bathroom

the term for explosive diarrhea in a public bathroom. some dude got arrested for saying this a little to loudly.

dude why did you bomb the bathroom at school?

by dump truck trump fuck December 04, 2020

Bathroom Trinity

When one goes to the bathroom to piss, shit, and cum all in one setting.

Mark: Yo Chad, get out of the bathroom! We’re gonna be late to the game!
Chad: Gimme a second man! I’m doing the bathroom trinity!
Mark: Again?!?

by UrfamilytreeLGBT March 13, 2020

Broken Lock in the Bathroom

The lock on the stall door of a bathroom in a public place is broken of gone

There is a broken lock in the bathroom
Someone walked in on me using the bathroom because of the broken lock in the bathroom

by [Stupid Person] January 29, 2018

Bathroom-Bate

The act of staying in the bathroom an extra length of time to masturbate. Also see Febreze Fap

Mmmmm....that felt so fucking good i dont think i'll ever be able to beat that Bathroom-Bate.

by king of the porcelain throne April 04, 2014