Get the Trung mug.Hillary was powerless to resist Bill's intense gaze, and she screamed in ecstasy as he slid his pork truncheon meat into her yodelling starfish.
by Patrick Baffersty December 23, 2007
Get the pork truncheon meat mug.The act of inserting ones nose into the foreskin of a penis and blowing. Thus making a sound reminiscent of an elephant's trunk.
Guy 1: "Did you see the video (elephant trunkee) sent in the groupchat of (elephant trunker) elephant trunking him?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah bud. I sure did. She is definitely a keeper"
Guy 1: "Word"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah bud. I sure did. She is definitely a keeper"
Guy 1: "Word"
by EatThePussyLikeAWatermelon February 3, 2019
Get the Elephant Trunking mug.1) Severly worse than the <ugly stick>.
2) If you are beaten by the ugly stick you will look like Joe Jonas, if you are beaten with the ugly TREE TRUNK you will look like Kevin Jonas
3) If hit with an ugly tree trunk you will be super ugly.
2) If you are beaten by the ugly stick you will look like Joe Jonas, if you are beaten with the ugly TREE TRUNK you will look like Kevin Jonas
3) If hit with an ugly tree trunk you will be super ugly.
1) Jon- Ha look at that celebrity! She must have been beaten with an ugly stick!
Bob- Bro are you serious right now? That is such an understatement! She was obviously beaten with an Ugly tree trunk!
Jon- Ohh gosh you are totally right. What was i thinking?
Bob- Bro are you serious right now? That is such an understatement! She was obviously beaten with an Ugly tree trunk!
Jon- Ohh gosh you are totally right. What was i thinking?
by lolllsmrtreetrunkguy123 June 16, 2009
Get the Ugly tree trunk mug.the person that has to ride in the trunk. either because there are no seats left or as a punishment for somthing they did.
by p smurf April 23, 2004
Get the trunky monkey mug.The opposite of the word "fantastic". Use as a negative adjective. Similar to the slang word "crappy", but to be used in grand or dramatic instances.
Can be used in coordination with other words.
Can be used in coordination with other words.
Day After Tommorow is a trungtastic movie.
A Pinto is a trungtastic car.
That's fucking trungtastic.
A Pinto is a trungtastic car.
That's fucking trungtastic.
by Mr. Webster October 30, 2004
Get the Trungtastic mug.An anal truncheon is typically used for the penetration of ones anus. The truncheon can take the form of any police parephenalia, not just limitted to the baton as the name suggests. Connoisseurs among truncheoners prefer antiquated riot armor.
" Walking home last night I caught a glimpse through a bush of a Margaret Thatcher look-a-like diaphram-deep on an Anal Truncheon "
" One day, i will own that golden anal truncheon "
" Seeing Jeoffrey using the bow-street bastard he bought off ebay last week, as an anal truncheon, will always be a sight for sore eyes. "
" One day, i will own that golden anal truncheon "
" Seeing Jeoffrey using the bow-street bastard he bought off ebay last week, as an anal truncheon, will always be a sight for sore eyes. "
by hotsteamingsemen March 21, 2010
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