Stealthie

stell-thee Stealthy + Selfie. The quick, secretive selfie you take on your friend's phone while they aren't looking.

Quick, let's take a stealthie on his phone while he's over there getting his food out of the microwave!

by splitenz January 19, 2015

stealthed

When one of two good friends, probably semi-dating (or at least dating potential) tells others that they are a couple.

Ben: Hey, I heard that you and Maddie are an item.

Derek: No, we are just hanging out, who told you that?

Ben: Well, Maddie did...dude you are totally being stealthed.

by SLHOPE09 June 10, 2007

stealth mode

n. the mode that you are in when you turn your headlights off on your car because you're about to do a drive-by.
n. the time when a girl's titties are erect.

Daym!!! Look at that chick in stealth mode!!!

by Jimmy January 11, 2004

stealth missile

A variation of the popular mangina; when you tuck your dong behind your legs, but leave your sack out front for everyone to behold. A "look Ma, no hands" version of the brain.

"Shawn creatively showed his friends a stealth missile, rather than flashing a played-out mangina."

by Rude McDougal May 13, 2006

stealth blumpkin

The covert act of getting fellatio, while prairie dogging. The cock sucker never knows they are giving a blumpkin. Sometimes, the receiver may spray febreze on the prairie dog, to keep it's odor hidden.

stealth blumpkineer: Suck my dick you pseudo hippie bitch. Oh yeah.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.

Prairie dog pops out and disappears.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.

Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.

fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.

Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

Stealthie

An image taken quickly and without warning.

Dude 1: Hey check out this photo I took of those ducks!
Dude 2: Whoa man, how'd you get that in flight shot?
Dude 2: It's a Stealthie, man, of course it's going to be awesome.

by StealthieInc March 16, 2015

The Stealth

Zam's car!
its so fast it can go from 0-60mph in .2 seconds!!
it has mad good traction and its insanly red.

i drove around the world in space 7 times with my stealth, it has mad good traction!

u need a ride in my stealth?

by i am zam March 12, 2003