Midwestern Sushi

A food item which, due to the location it is prepared in, is of subpar quality.

Order some tacos in russia, it was a case of midwestern sushi

by ConsumerOfNutrients November 26, 2023

not a sushi chef.

Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.

When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.

After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.

by Taichung February 14, 2025

sushi master

A master of sushi.

hey look at that sushi master.

by ghostman22445 September 15, 2016

Sushi

She is the hawtest and funniest girl you've ever met. So you better go for her... Bitch.

You: Hi Sushi!
Sushi: WHY HELLO MY FRIENDO WHATCHA DOINGGG??
booty SushiPower SushiIsBeautiful

by SushiThaWarrior December 12, 2016

Sushi Bowling

A form of classic 10-pin bowling with an alternate scoring system, whereupon the traditional score is divided by the bowler's height to determine the Sushi Bowling score.

I would have won at regular bowling, but since we were Sushi Bowling, and I'm 10" taller than my opponent, I lost.

by kynamite May 26, 2012

sushi pusher

Anthony Brown on sushi Fridays.

At the safety huddle Anthony will always let people know that it is indeed "sushi Friday" because he's such a sushi pusher.

by Phil Moor June 29, 2018

Sushi Bus

A vehicle full of Asians. Most often found in high tourists areas such as national parks, urban cities, and random bougie shopping malls

“Oh no, here comes a sushi bus. I hope the park rangers can keep their cool”

“We’ll wait for the next one, I don’t want to get on the sushi bus”

by TTRL2315 April 26, 2024