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making stew

masturbation technique where the man lays flat on his stomach and stirs his hips in a circular way that rubs his penis around and around on a surface: commonly on a bed or couch or soft carpeted floor or back seat of van.
dude! i'll be out in a minute...i'm in connie's room making stew!
by mmmbaby December 28, 2008
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Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a talented young American actress. She is best known for her role as Bella Swan in the Twilight Saga (though critically it is not her best work). She recently recieved critical praise for both her films "The Runaways" based on the 1970's all girl rock band (Stewart portrays Joan Jett) and "Welcome to the Rileys". Both films recieved high praise at the 2010 Sundance Film Festivile. Famed film critic Roger Ebert recently said of Kristen "she stewart is simply a wonderful actress". She has also starred in the "Panic Room", "Speak", "The Messengers", and the Sean Penn directed, SAG nominated film "Into the Wild".

Despite her success the public is very critical of Stewart, mostly because of her performance in the Twilight films. Many people who have only seen her performance in Twilight make assumptions about her acting skills overall. She has also been dating her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson since 2009. She has admitted to being not the best at public speaking but continues to improve (re: 2010 oscars, Jay Leno apperance)

She refuses to change for anyone despite her many haters and sticks to her gut. Basically you either love her or hate her.
Person 1: Have you seen Twilight?

Person 2: Yeah, Kristen Stewart wasn't that great but, neither was the character in general. She was great in The Runaways!

Person 1: i agree! people are so rude about her based on one movie and they're soo jealous of her (hello rpattz!)
by cherrybombisthebomb March 26, 2010
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sterb

1. as a verb, to masturbate
2. as an adjective, describing something good
1. Damn that chicks hot, I gotta sterb.
2. That dunk by LeBron James was sterb.
by Dominik Sikora January 22, 2006
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kristen stewart

a smart and talented actress who loves literature, working on indie films and creating her own fashion statements.

extremely unpretentious
she lives a fairly private life
"yo what did you think of that movie twilight?"
"ugh kristen stewart blew"
"nah dude she's totally boss...owned bella swan"
by cwik January 3, 2009
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Beef stew

ah dude thats some rank beef stew!
by ajuicyaccident October 9, 2010
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cowboy stew

when you throw up in your mouth and have no choice but to swallow it
While riding my sled I hit too many bumps, I burped up some Cowboy stew and had to swallow it!
by Sledneck February 20, 2007
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rod stewart

A very old, decrepid man. He is often shown with women that are way too young for him.... he must pay them a lot. His voice sounds like hell and he ruins a lot of great old songs.
Rod stewart used to be cool when "If ya think i'm sexy" came out. Now he needs to take up knitting and get out of the public eye.
by BobMarley January 14, 2005
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