plum stranglers

Tight fitting pants that leave little of the male genitals to the imagination.

Dude, that guy has to stop wearing plum stranglers. Everyone can see his gear...

by CounterfeitGod September 3, 2005

galloping stanleys

To have a severe case of diarrhoea.

First used in Brighouse, Yorkshire, 1994.

"I haven't been able to go to work today, I've had the galloping stanleys."

by A. Stockdill August 6, 2007

Bingo Stanley

When a gal entices people into her vag using cookie crisp.

Damn, I wasn't gonna hit it, but then she pulled a Bingo Stanley.

by Ms. Ginger Nude 2010 December 6, 2010

Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.

I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.

by whcgonzo November 6, 2012

Homer strangle

To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more

That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

angle strangle

When your scarf is too tight

"Wow, that kid over there's having a real angle strangle.

by Rorynator May 21, 2017

star spangled stoma

Getting fucked in your neck hole on the Fourth of July.

A Star Spangled Stoma is a terrible way to celebrate the birth of our great nation.

by El Conquistador July 5, 2017