Stanley

The act of accidently knocking up a girl cuz your too cheap to buy condoms. So you decide to use the pull out method. But you're too stupid to pull out at the right time so your girl ends up PREGO!

John:Hey did ya hear Katie got knocked up and Mikes the dad.

Frank:No way! How did that happen?

John:Oh he pulled a Stanley

Frank:Dumbass!

by McRoot123 January 18, 2012

Chris Stoney

Chris Stoney is the youngest member of Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe. He was born in late 1989 where he was a baby for some time afterwards. In early 1996, he played for the San Fransico 49ers, where he was quickly cut for deficating in Steve Young's helmet. Depressed from his loss, he joined a local gang. In this gang, he met Don Lando. Living in an abandon war bunker, Don Lando took in Stoney and let him borrow his little sister's drum set. Stoney was instantly a drumming God. Stoney is now drummer in Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe and has even written some of the lyrics to a few songs. He is now enlisting in the army, hoping to get stationed in Vietnam.

Chris Stoney needs no example.

by Risto1116 July 6, 2006

Stacey

A girl with a seriously hot mom.

"Staceys mom has got it going on"

by LittleLT September 13, 2015

Stoney

As defined by the Beatles in their song "Dig A Pony", a marijuana joint.

I roll a stoney
Well, you can imitate every one you know,
Yes, you can imitate every one you know
I told you so

by CactusSun September 3, 2010

sTanky leg

a infection that is in your leg for not cleaning it. It is also one of the most horrible dances in the history of dances

person 1: WTF is a stanky leg
person 2: the most horrible dances ever made
person 1: ohh

by punchie-247 July 5, 2009

slaney

1. can be linked directly to "douche bag"

2. an std where the balls become warped and saggy, and are so itchy you soon scratch them off

3. a guy who looks like warped, saggy balls

1. "Wow, Slaney sure is a douche bag."

2. "He's itching so much it looks like he's caught Slaney. Poor guy."

3. "Ha ha. That guy looks like a Slaney."

by Not Demelo May 11, 2008

Stanley rohail

This person is tough from the outside but has a fragile heart inside. He lives in a world of his own just how an innocent child imagines a perfect magical world of their own. His heart is pure and honest and he speaks his mind. He can have a temper but loves and cares so much harder. His eyes say what his words may not always express. His smile touches peoples hearts, his charm is to die for. He is so hardworking that his success will speak for itself, hes a champion who never looses hope regardless of the dark times he faces in his life. He is a God giffted warrior who fights his battles with full confidence in his victory. A God giffted man whos love is like the galaxies, a never ending journey that continues for a entenity.

The man of my dreams is 'Stanley Rohail'

by 03&26 for life x January 31, 2018