twit-stalk

To surreptitiously monitor someone's social networking site(s) without subscribing/following/friending.

She denied my friend request on Facebook, so I just twit-stalk that bitch.

I checked out her browser history and she's been twit-stalking me the whole time, now she is demanding a Kobe Special

by arthax0r December 6, 2009

Tik-Stalk

Use of the Tik-Tok application (Usually a lonely male in his 30s-40s) attempting to establish a rapport with a teen or preteen through in-app interaction. (SEE Tik-Stalker)

Damn Becky, this old ass dude is on here tryna Tik-Stalk me. He's gotta be older than Chris Hansen!

by DR RELEVANT February 2, 2020

mental stalking

The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:

a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."

Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.

Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."

Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"

Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."

by zaista August 27, 2013

Pop Tart Stalking

When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide

* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom

Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking

by poptart pretender August 31, 2011

stalk-blocking

when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"

"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"

by quackgurl00 January 17, 2012

baxter stalk me daddy

a word you use when someone took part int the sex offender shuffle on youtube fuck little pedos

arthur chase is such a baxter stalk me daddy

by dickfacedmcfagboy August 1, 2017

Job Stalking

Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.

Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.

by FunTdrip January 15, 2024