Spoopy

The ultimate level of absurdity mixed with a little Halloween spice

My daughter wanted to dress spoopy for school today because it’s almost Halloween.

by Nanzthebookworm August 26, 2023

Spoonsing

Being horny for or feeling sexual attraction towards metal spoons.

“Oh god, I’m spoonsing so hard right now,” he muttered staring into the utensil drawer.

by Crusty Spoon July 25, 2024

spoonsing

Being horny for or feeling sexual attraction towards metal spoons.

"Oh god, I'm spoonsing so hard right now," he muttered staring into the utensil drawer.

by Crusty Spoon July 25, 2024

Spoopify

what a r/SpotifyHate user would call Spotify

100 Gecs appeared on Spoopify, great.

by CarkyAmster November 1, 2023

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

Spooped my booke

Definitely a real actual thing real actual people say all the time. It's randomly improvised in place of sayings people actually say like, "scared me silly".

"Skinamarink... spooped my booke."

by GhostFrog7 December 19, 2023

spoonshots

A sex position where a person who would be considered the big spoon penetrates the little spoon.

*Person 1 and 2 are cuddling/spooning, person 1 is the big spoon*
Person 1: Im hard :(
Person 2: I can fix that :)
*Person 2 starts receiving spoonshots*

by AnonymousGzMember January 21, 2024