Spoon Recovery

When you're sad, ill, lonely or cold getting into the spooning position with someone will solve everything & make you feel better.

Two people in bed
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.

Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better

by Paula Harris September 11, 2013

dirty spoon

when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food

She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.

by sideburns September 8, 2013

lion spoon

An affectionate term for the odd occasion when a mighty man, with strength and prowess only equal to that feline king of the jungle, cuddles the bejesus out of a beautiful woman while she sleeps, leaving her feeling safe and secure. (and moist.)

Aslan took her back to his cave and lion spooned the living witts out of her.

by Jimmy5385 March 2, 2012

SPOON SHAKER

SOMEONE WHOS ALWAYS GETTING DOWN WITH THER BAD SELF

man that guy is such a SPOON SHAKER

i know right

by youknow1998 September 6, 2011

u spoon

means the same thing as u mad?

me: u spoon?
you: nop rly
me: yuno spoon?
you: yuso spoon...

by <Poker.png> October 6, 2011

soda spoon

The metal piece used to open a soda can, also known as a soda tab.

The soda spoon broke off the can, so I can't open it now.

by Human#4 August 29, 2023

spoon state

A state of laughing so hard, you laugh at basically anything said to you.
It is called spoon state because people often check if youre in that state by saying "spoon" and seeing if you laugh

man 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
man 2: why?
man 1: to get to the other side
man 2 laughs hysterically
stops laughing
man 1: spoon.
man 2 starts laughing again and dies
(man 2 is in spoon state)

by noyza June 17, 2020