soldierboy

some loser who thought he was a good dancer and singer, so he made up some lame dance

yo check out this new dance. its called the soldierboy dance.

by Jaboc November 13, 2007

soldier front

A really bad first person shooter made by ijji games. It is easily exploited, IE going through walls, modem tapping, lag jumping, and hacking, Also very unstable. Its free so naturally full of 10 year olds who cannot spell. It takes no skill as to you just run and spray(oh and if you have a 30 round clip only 15 of the shots will register).

Things people will say while playing soldier front.
Noob: OMG i SHOT YOU 30 TIMES, HP?
Noob: QUIT HACKING OR Ill REPORT U
Noob: wtf n00b glitcher.
Person with Intelligence: I think i'll go buy a real game.

by Drew inflames January 12, 2008

super soldier

An anomaly found on the X-Files, a popular sci-fi show that ran for 9 seasons, and spawned many other take-offs involving slightly-similar circumstances. (CSI and other shows like that can be argued to have been influenced by the X-Files) At any rate, the super soldier was, as its name suggests, a genetically modified person, often nearly indestructible. One way of destroying it would be to somehow lure it near a large formation of rocks that contain copious quanitities of iron, which would then attract its metal body and kill it.

Also can be used to describe players of sports that are seemingly awesome at everything, or just incredibly good at one thing.

An amazing person, colloquially

That super soldier almost blew Mulder's head off! Oh no!

Jerome Bettis is a super soldier, nothing will ever stop the Bus!

I am a super soldier, look at my aweXome hacker skills and my mod car that goes 50 billion miles an hour!!!!
(to which a non-idiot would reply) Shup, you listen to Green Day and act like you are the first groupie

by Hans le Noir December 4, 2005

spalding

The term coined when a man rubs one out into his lovers eyes whilst she/he sleeps. The semen then hardens as the lover sleeps blissfully unaware of the surprise waiting for her/him when they awake.

The term "spalding" originated from an unknown source, but has become a popular name for this most beloved of sexual pranks.

Matt jizzed into Doug's eyes whilst he was sleeping. The next morning, Doug awoke to find that he couldn't open his eyes. Trying to remove the crispy and slightly sticky residue from around his eyes, his fingers and face got all gunked up.

Matt gave Doug a very nice spalding last night after a lovers tiff!

by Jam-Master Jay March 13, 2008

Solder Iron

1. Used to melt solder in an electrical circuit or board to create a secure but conductive joint
2. Used to torture or inflict pain on another.

1. I melted the solder onto the wire with my handy solder iron.
2. If you don't SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL SOLDER IRON YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS!
-or-
I soldered his skull to his kneecaps

by Kornholio1234567890 January 14, 2009

a'splode

To explode, like a bomb. Usually involves fragmentation.

Bob's head a'sploded like a watermelon with a bomb in it.

by travismick November 1, 2007

suicide soldier

a soldier who manned a machine gun during world war 2. they were often targeted by many enemies for causing the most damage.

Man john is a real suicide soldier when he's on that mg.

by royal marine March 11, 2009