sober

To be top of the line. Awsome. Best you can get. Clean.

Man that new Neon you got is sober!!! check out the sterio in that thing!

I can't wait till i get in my new apartment. It's going to be so sober!

by CJ Miles May 23, 2006

Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle

To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy

Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff

by sraM December 4, 2012

soberdrunk

when you have drank so much being drunk is sober and sober is being drunk

stop drinking cold turkey after drinking everyday for a long time and you will be soberdrunk

by Timinator!!!!!!!!!!! January 17, 2011

SOBA

Sweeter Over Big Ass.

Isn't it funny when you see woman walking around with their sweeters tied around their ass. Typically it is because they have a Big Ass and they want to hide it. Every once in a while you can change the Big to Beautiful, but those girls always like showing it off that is few and far between.

There went another SOBA.
What is she doing with the SOBA, she needs to find another hot friend.

by MichaelC April 26, 2006

soberfest

1. A party where there is no drugs or alcohol involved.

2. Being sober for a certain amount of time after having been under the influence for an extended amount of time.

1. I went to a college party expecting to get wasted but it turns out it was a total soberfest.

2. A-"Hey man, you going to head with us to Oktoberfest?"

J-"Nah bro, since my DUI its nothing but going to be nothing but soberfest till this gets cleared up."

by Digitaldeath December 27, 2010

sober as a jaybird

Meaning comes from the Beatles song "JayBird" & the Blue meanies.. Simply stating.. yeah man, I'm sober as a JayBird.. In the most sarcastic way possible.. Meaning I'm not sober at all..

Sober as a Jaybird sober bird

by Melania Love July 29, 2015

California Sober

No booze, but weed and cocaine don't count.

I mean, he's sober, but like California sober.

by Chef Tione January 5, 2020