White Snaking

When you take a caulking gun and stuff the nozzle in your anus and then shoot the gun so it fills up you rectal cavity with caulking from the gun. Then you shit it out and it resembles a white snake.

Man did you hear about Jerry last night? He was caught white snaking in the bathroom.

by Jared The Parrot November 21, 2023

Smd(shaking my dick)

A term used when one is in the action of shaking their dick or getting their dick shaken. This term can also be used when disappointed with someone in how they performed sexually. This term may be taken offensively if used out of context.

Smd(shaking me dick) is fun

OR

Smd(shaking my dick) why would you do that?

by SuperBigDickWatson December 3, 2023

Slop Socking

Slop socking is the action of sticking one’s tongue in a hole ripped into another person’s shoe.

ex. 1
“bro i tried slop socking this girl and it turns out she didn’t even have a foot fetish!”
ex. 2
“bro what’s wrong??”
“dude someone just gave me a mad slop socking”
“aw man that’s awful”

by randompseudonym2007 May 8, 2024

Shamrock Shaking

when a male dips his genitalia inside a shamrock shake and a female licks in off.

i went shamrock shaking yesterday with betsy

by Betsy Lover February 12, 2024

Shamrock Shaking

when a male puts his genitalia inside of a shamrock shake and a female licks it off of the males privates.

Bro i went shamrock shaking with the freshmen yesterday.

by Betsy Lover February 12, 2024

The Soaring 20's

A decade marked by high interest rates, monetary inflation, price gouging, and the normalization of 25%+ gratuity.

Chuck: Can't believe I paid $5.00 fer a McChicken. This thing is bone-dry and they didn't even bother to give me one packet of ketchup. I ain't going there no more.

Randal: Tell me about it, in CaliWali I used to buy the hot and ready for five bucks. Now the Hot Carl is $23.00. You roll the dice by ordering it, sometimes there are burnt patches with no cheese, sauce, or pepperoni. Wait time is thirty minutes, even when the joint is empty.

Chuck: No kiddin', The Soaring 20's got us paying tips just fer standin' at the counter.

by Tenshi's Corndog April 2, 2024

Drain Snaking

The act of inserting an object akin to a drain cleaner or piece of barbed wire (like the “snake” that comes with a bottle of Drain-O) as deep as you can into your urethra, then pulling it out as hard as you can, almost as if you were starting a lawnmower.

I had to go to the hospital last weekend because I was drain snaking too hard.

by I Am The One Who Munts April 17, 2024