A person who acts like a proper knob jockey is often referred to as a cock sneeze who should have been shot into a man sized kleenex tissue
Fat boy was known for being a bit of a cock sneeze & everyone agreed
General population "Fat boy's a complete cock sneeze he's as useful as used condom in a crisis
General population "Fat boy's a complete cock sneeze he's as useful as used condom in a crisis
by The Shadow of invisible people July 20, 2025

When you are about to sneeze but then it disappears and you are left with a hollow, empty, unfulfilled life of disappointment.
"Dude. I just had a sneeze miscarriage."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
by mtccm December 17, 2019

AchOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ahuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sneeze lol
by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
by EZD May 1, 2015

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.
by Head cold March 7, 2021

by Whale scientist February 3, 2018
