Cock sneeze

A person who acts like a proper knob jockey is often referred to as a cock sneeze who should have been shot into a man sized kleenex tissue
Fat boy was known for being a bit of a cock sneeze & everyone agreed

General population "Fat boy's a complete cock sneeze he's as useful as used condom in a crisis
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sneeze miscarriage

When you are about to sneeze but then it disappears and you are left with a hollow, empty, unfulfilled life of disappointment.
"Dude. I just had a sneeze miscarriage."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
by mtccm December 17, 2019
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Sneeze

when lungs come out your nose
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by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019
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fart sneeze

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
by EZD May 1, 2015
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Dick Sneezing

When one blows their load into a tissue.
I am planning on Dick Sneezing while watching some porn.
by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019
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Sneeze and please

When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.
Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.
by Head cold March 7, 2021
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Whale sneeze

The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.
Holy shit dude that sounded like a whale sneeze.
by Whale scientist February 3, 2018
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