Sammy

A soccer star who has access to the nuclear launch codes. Someone who has been playing animal crossing since before it was cool, and also knows how to formulate a good (stupid) tweet.

Most importantly, a friend to all.

“You should give Sammy soup.“
“Omg are you Sammy from SmileySammy99?? Can you make me a duct tape wallet!?”

by user261839471 June 10, 2020

Salty Sammy

A salty sammy is the a natural part of the morning wake up process. When a person wakes up, and pours that first lovin' bowl of cereal, they open there fridge and find (gasp) there out of milk! By going to your nearest male neighbor, or calling up ur gay lover, u simple ask for them to realse there milky salty semen into your milk creating now, a more enjoyable treat.

Derick helped me prepare my morning salty sammy!

by Stoppenzefloppin May 13, 2005

sneaky shimmy

Be warned, this move requires the stealth and speed of an ninja and also the dexterity of an Indiana Jones.

While hooking up with a girl and things progress, you soon find yourself and your target naked, making out in a horizontal position. As you begin to finger bang her (slowly at first, intensity increasing as you go from 6 to 12). Simultaneously, use your other hand to grab her voluptous breast, pinching her nipple as necessary. When she is sufficiently lubricated and moaning your name, quietly but quickly replace your fingers with your full blown boner in the same rhythm and speed of your finger thrusting without her noticing, similar to how Indiana Jones switches out the stone in The Temple of Doom.

*This move is best suited for the size of an asian ninja.

Girl (preferably 2 hundy +): "Hey, how are you feeling both my boobs and fingering me?"

Btron: "Look no hands! That was the sneaky shimmy!"

by Well N. Dowd April 12, 2009

White Boy Shimmy

A move by Caucasian males wherein there shall be absolutely no movement of the hips or correct rhythm. Usually involves bouncing up and down and snapping the fingers to the offbeat. If performed while dancing with a woman, the male in question might as well be standing on her shoes there is that much lack of personal space. Partner dancing usually involves panting and/or groping.

That guy only knows one dance move, the White Boy Shimmy.

Yeah Sarah and Travis did the White Boy Shimmy for a while last night. She gave up after he stepped on her so many times.

Damn that's a fine White Boy Shimmy you got there.

by KrumpetPirate July 23, 2010

sammydavis

a slightly burnt bagel

or a baked bagel that matches the above description

see: MollyRingovfirrwald

She tossed down teh plate of the roast beef with a side of slaw and I was astonished to see the barely smoldering sammydavis style katsuputha stairing me in teh face. We DnD'd with G.W.S.T.O.

by Alice Dodgeson September 17, 2005

sammy squared

sexiest person alive! i love you sammy!

"You know sammy squared?" "The one with two dads?" "yeah, i love that kid" "yeah heard he sings collide by howie day out of nowhere' "so he's still hot!"

by sammys wife December 9, 2008

sammy sandler

putting your cock and balls in some ones mouth and then cumming down then throat

"awww damo do you want a sammy sandler"

by godfatblackcock September 3, 2009