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Silver 5

A rank in the popular MOBA League of Legends. People in this rank think of themselves as "Good at the game" although they are terrible. Silver 5 players are also bad at grammar but still attempt to correct others.
XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: STFU dude im silver 5 not like you're bronze ass
XxMysticWindxX: but silver 5 isn't even good
XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: Wow you really are a noob
/all XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: 9x report Mystic cause he is a noob and racist
/all XxMysticWindxX: lol you're just one of those silver 5 kids xDDDD
/all XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: lol wrong your fuckwit
by Thrippith the fourth May 31, 2015
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Silver river

When ten guys jack off on a preferabley naked woman and it runs down her front like a river.
Tonight I am going to create a silver river.
by Buddy101 November 2, 2015
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silver bitch

The girl who is always almost good enough, but only gets second place, to every other girl. She always wins silver. Never told.
She’s a great girl, but she’s just a silver bitch
by Dick nose boner biscuit October 22, 2017
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Silver Sneaker

When an old person breaks wind and doesn’t ask to be excused. Most of the time it’s because they just flat-out don’t care about anything anymore. These people are clinging onto their golden years dreaming about the dawn of flying cars. Instead, they were blessed with Nickelback and the Tide-Pod Challenges.
I rode the elevator with grandpa and his silver sneakers. I thought I was going to die.
by Jesus Chrisco February 16, 2020
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Silver 1

I'm in Silver 1.
by 0Shadowz September 25, 2020
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Silver mullet

The only object in the universe capable of killing an 80's disco werewolf.
Guy 1:We were partying last night, when this giant werewolf with an afro ran by being chased by some dude in a Van Helsing coat and a silver mullet..

Guy 2: Were you doing drugs?

Guy 1: Maybe...
by KingSolomon343 February 12, 2012
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Silver hatter

A basement dwelling creature who clearly lacks in a social life, the result of this is that they indulge in silly conspiracies and think the government is constantly plotting against them.

Another topic they thrive upon is the 'impending doom' of the earth and that there is something more sinister behind everything.

A key focal point of Silver hatters is the Illuminati which is a debatable topic, but still very stupid and is often taken out of proportion

A vast majority of silver hatters are infact trolls. They get a buzz by role playing about these conspiracies which catch the attention of 12 year olds who take it all seriously and in turn make silly youtube videos stating 'facts' by scientists and ex CIA agents and who what not.

tl;dr These people like to think the world is ending and the government is killing us all...
Anon 1: Did you know the government are polluting the air and water supply with poison!!!

Anon 2: Dude, go away you silver hatter, get out of the basement

Anon 1: Watch the skies look at the chem trails!!!!

Anon 2: Seriously get some air

Anon 1: But its poisoned thats why I live in my parents basement!
by glassybubbles122 December 17, 2011
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