shitling

A little nugget of shit that's hard to push out

I was in so much pain the I had to push out a shitling

by Juan scott September 30, 2017

face-shitting

def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.

A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.

alternative forms: face-shat

His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.

God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!

If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!

by ShitRipper December 4, 2010

shitdink

someone with shit on their dink from fucking another person in the ass. Usually male and skinny.

by fhead September 14, 2003

shitting stones

suggestions by people to try and solve something, or make and idea for something...random things to say

Alright, now i'm just shitting stones here, but what if this time we...

He was just sitting there shitting stones like there was no tomarrow...but we still couldn't figure out what the missing link was.

by dougperch19 July 19, 2007

shitting monsters

when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.

oh man, today I was shitting monsters.

by armyman1982 April 6, 2010

shittin babies

often confused with pushing semen out of your ass after someone has ejaculated in it. shittin babies is what people assume will happen after swallowing a large amount of cum.

brittney : i swallowed so much cum last night, i'll be shittin babies for weeks!!

jamie: oh my gosh britt, your such a cum guzzler

by TreezMahNigg December 4, 2010

Shitting Pretty

Somebody that looks hot even when they are dropping a deuce.

My Mamita is so hot that even when she goes to the bathroom she is shitting pretty.

by The Witty Coiner October 1, 2014