selfie tea bag

when you tack of selfie with your nuts on someones face

i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"

by chandho April 18, 2014

Selfie Target

When someone is watching you, then poses for a selfie, back to you. The angle they're shooting from would place you directly in frame behind them. The area is otherwise empty, with far better backdrops. You, my friend, are a Selfie Target. This individual will likely upload to social media to poke fun.

I saw what she was up to, then shot two middle fingers to her phone camera. She turned around, expression of getting caught. "That's right, B*TCH! Don't Selfie Target me!"

by BleedMeARiver January 9, 2015

selfiefication

When am instagram account turns into mostly pictures of yourself.

You used to post interesting stuff now it's a total selfiefication.

by more312 January 21, 2015

Selfie

The act of one taking a photo of oneself and possibly others and then "posting it" on some sort of so called, "social media"

Sara-But first let me take a selfie! (takes a photo of herself and posts it on Instagram)
Hana-Ew you take selfies?!
Sara-Hells yeah!
Hana-(walks away)

by Dark Side In My Heart Is </3 February 10, 2015

Selfie

A picture taken by oneself that should only be done anout 5 times total in a males life, for females it's cute or whatever u less it's every 5-10 minutes

Dude, you posed forba fuckin selfie? In front of s mirror?!? We're not friends anymore man

by Apex-Overkill April 6, 2015

Selfie

1) A photo taken of one's upper torso and face by oneself usually including the outstretched arm of one.
2) Masturbation

1) "I took a selfie on the tube!"
2) "I went home and had a selfie"

by randomcrappyhuman April 6, 2015

selfierection

A self taken picture of a person's erect phallus.

I usually go through at least three or four takes of a selfierection before I'm content with the angle of my dangle.

by OcifferJohnson April 11, 2015