Unity Secondary School

A school located in the west, the inside of the school is overall still okay but has little to no budget for anything, buying bottles and filling up with water and call it hand sanitizer, Most teachers are all guai lan especially the FCE ones and all the yp all in toilet vaping and minahs doing their tiktok dances ,the dm is kind but dont want to see his other side.

how unity secondary school is broke

by minahginayp September 25, 2022

Secondary Homies

When you love your homies but too scared to date them so y’all become secondary homies. Y’all love each other but it’s not official so you’re secondary homies

“You dating Jamie Donald”
“Nah,we just secondary homies”

by Lowkeyllamas June 1, 2018

upper wharfedale secondary school

Upper Wharfedale Secondary School is a secondary school in the Yorkshire Dales. It is common to see teachers coming in to your lesson and staring at you. They also often accuse you of bullying people and only listen to one side of people’s story. If someone is talking to you and you reply, the teachers often blame you instead of them. All the teachers have favourites and you don’t want to get on the bad sides of them. The students are often seen waking around with large bags of sensation crisps and are told to put them away because you are not allowed to eat in the corridor. You get sent out of lesson for doing TikTok dances (even though it isn’t they’re fault that TikTok is so addictive). Overall, Upper Wharfedale Secondary School is outstanding.

Upper Wharfedale Secondary School - excellent for all

by User256362728181826336 March 14, 2020

Damai Secondary School

A fucking shithole of a place where autistic monkeys breed , fight and fling their shit around. Everyone is stupid and autistic , including some of the teaching staff and the principal. It is also a std testing centre as most fuckboys and xmms in this school probably have Aids.

Jamal: “NIGGA FUCK, IM GOING TO Damai Secondary School”
Ling Ling: “Damn nigga! Your dick finna be more diseased than the whole of India”

by Ling Ling the chink August 1, 2024

Woodmansterne Secondary

It just doesn't have enough jesus
Please im running out of holy water
The kids here are insane
They don't do their worshipping
Please I just need more holy water to wash out my eyes
Seeing these people everyday hurts

Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water

Mr Hegarty: mmm I love Mr Marland so much which school do you go to uwu
Mr Marland: I go to woodmansterne secondary owo

by 🐸 F r o g 🐸 November 16, 2020

Couva East Secondary

Couva East is a school that mostly dont live up to its potential. We can accomplish sooooo much more.
The GOOD girls (emphasize on the good) of Couva East are underrated. But the thing is all dem boys and dem does want action (if yk what i mean) instead of wife material. But nah Couva East boys is shit. Facial structure is like literal sewage. All them watching is convent gyal. So while the girls studying, and thinking about their future and like...you know have morals, the boys "being boys"
Some other things to note:
•We are shit at football, less shitty at cricket
•Couva East is UNITY
•Sports day does be lit

"By the time i see that green skirt, i know is Couva East Secondary gyal"

by ~♡~ January 29, 2023

Tanjong Katong Secondary School

A multi-gender school where the teachers are nice and have a lot of interesting programmes. Although the campus is small, the field is Olympics size standard

Tanjong Katong Secondary School is very nice and cool though the toilet not very clean

by f.ireinthe-holy February 14, 2024