Clubbin' baby seals

When a middle aged man has a one night stand with a much younger female.

Hey Steve, how was your weekend? "It was great, me and my buddy went clubbin' baby seals on Friday night, then we went golfing Saturday morning."

by OpulentCorpse September 19, 2009

baby seal in french

Bad Word funny haha

" hehe baby seal in french"

"Oh thats bebe phoque"

by dietrash May 24, 2021

Navy SEAL master chief

the most badass mother fucker on the earth. capable of killing an entire army of terrorist assholes just with his thoughts of how he would kill them.

: Did you hear about that Navy SEAL master chief?

: No, what happened?

: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.

by evmiloqui May 14, 2011

Navy Seal Team 6

The Bad Ass Mother Fuckers who got osama bin laden. Fuck Ya! Go America!

Fuck you osama! Navy Seal Team 6 fucked you up!

by We Got Him! May 25, 2011

hunting baby seals

verb: the act of going to nightclubs, or clubbing

Yo, I don't hafta work tomorrow -- let's go hunt some baby seals downtown.

by Marc January 3, 2004

Slicker than seal shit

The best way to describe something cool or unreal as a form of excitement.

The new rims I got for my low profile tires are slicker than seal shit.

by Gramielson November 7, 2012

damn seal jew

A random arranging of words on a door in a college dorm. Occurs often in freshman dorms as a joke and is not highly thought of by the owners of the door.

Elise was pissed off when returning to her room because she had spied a damn seal jew had attacked her door.

by cowboy brett May 1, 2006