Scumerican

Noun. A scummy, hyper-cancervative filthy pig of a person who jerks off to fever dreams of a white-only America and Europe, while plotting to nuke the rest of the world into oblivion just to save on their property taxes. Basically, a MAGATARD xenophobe who thinks diversity is a swear word and global warming is code for too many non-vitiligo people breathing.

Bro, why are you crying over the UN resolution on world peace? Chill, it's just a horde of scumericans online petitioning to nuke the Middle East, then rebuild it as a giant golf course for 'real Americans', complete with moats of Diet Coke and walls made from melted-down iPhones stolen from immigrants, to 'make the world great again,' one irradiated sand trap at a time.

by Trumpanzee December 8, 2025

Connor Scud

Harsh e-mail typically sent on Friday afternoon or Monday morning. . . sometimes based on fact, often based on emotion, always without regard for recepient's emotions. Sometimes without regard for own career.

Hey. The lousy state of industry affairs push you into the ticket brokerage business -- Hockey, Football, and Baseball tickets all given away in the same day?? If the above is true, could you put me down for the Back Street Boys -- I love Donny!

I think folks are ignoring me on this one.....So here goes....

by Fists December 24, 2003

Toaster Scrudel

A tasty, jelly strudel on a lightly toasted, whole-wheat scrotum.

1. My girlfriend loves toaster scrudels.

2. Flavors are cum yum, strawberry slut, fudge pack-d, bananna nut buster, lemon love N/A in cherry or grape.

by LampyLamp May 13, 2014

Parker Sauder

A good photographer based out in NC. Really good at nature and Landscape photography. Has been training since he was a kid as it says on his wiki and has been studying and gathering knowledge as much as he can...

Wow that guy is a Parker Sauder at photography

by Ulkon June 11, 2018

Buh-scuse me

The intensified version of "excuse me". See also, "mc'scuse me".

McDonald's employee: Is this for here or to go?
Fat Lady: Buh-scuse me?! You think I can eat all this by my-
McDonald's employee: BITCH I DON'T KNOW YOUR LIFE!

by soggehdoggeh August 1, 2018

road scud

Driving with friends to a party and you pregame the party during the journey.

Road Scud = Beer

I'm headed out for the airport but I'll just have a few road scuds on the way there in the back of the taxi.

by HJHabibi January 11, 2024

Dusty Sluder

That moment when your favorite Indian restaurant is closed because someone dropped a massive uncontrolled & catastrophic dump on the dining room floor.

"Man we couldn't get that 🔥 🔥 🔥 chicken tandoori today because some jackass dropped a catastrophic Dusty Sluder in the middle of the restaurant entrance."

by StillLucidSomehow June 7, 2024