Sassoon Effect

When you’re convinced something is real because it sounds real, but you’re not sure whether you actually remember it or your brain just made it up.

Originates from a Codenames game where a player confused Sassoon with the Streisand Effect and confidently assumed the “Sassoon Effect” was a legitimate concept. It wasn’t — and now it’s used to describe those moments when you can’t tell whether something actually exists or your brain completely fabricated it.

Was there a movie where Jim Carrey played a cowboy or am I having the Sassoon Effect?

by ricerie November 28, 2025

Vidal Sassoon

The most effective way to get rid of a female when you're hittin' it doggie but not feeling it is to simultaneously pull her hair with one hand while screaming out loud, Oh my God it huuuuurts"

while spraying a bottle of Vidal Sassoon conditioner on her back.

Yo Reggie was telling me that he wasn't feeling Monique the other night so he pulled the Vidal Sassoon.

by SenseiTheLegend January 20, 2024

Samsonfy

Verb
To waste of goodness.

You "samsonfied" your computer.

by Dr.Ryker-Legacy August 13, 2003

SASdonny

a deluded and rather sad individual who believes they are in the SAS. they talk about missions to war torn areas with a blatant disregard for the facts, which is why we know he is lying! they work out several times a day to build some slight definition of the pectorals, but this is way too little to make the facade believable.

SASdonny says: "i went to bosnia today to take out some afghans"

by andenko January 5, 2005

sassafrassiest

A Sassafrassiest is someone who doesn't believe in a Christian God, and instead believes that old people hold the secrets to the meaning of life. Basically, it is the most important religion ever, for no good reason.

I visited the Sassafrassiest shrine last week and paid my respects. They had a picture of an old man cut out of a magazine.

by Sassy the Penguin November 10, 2008

Sassafire

Used to describe a person who has an attitude that is sassy and snappy. Usually it is because the person remarks in an unexpected way; It is part of their personality.

person 1: "So how was your day today? You look kind of tired."
person 2: "Get away from me your annoying!"
person 1: "Okay...Geez I was just asking how you're doing... That's some serious sassafire man!"

by Mtnadventures April 1, 2010

Samsonite meeting

A pointless meeting, waste of time

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!

by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010