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Safety Patrol MVP

This is basically a reward Safety Patrols get for being good at the "job."
Wow, You got the totally rad Safety Patrol MVP award!
by TikTok @vintagemez March 4, 2022
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Nebraska Safety Seat

While in a moving vehicle, the passenger sits pantsless on the lap of the driver, who is also pantsless. The pantsless driver inserts his member into the anus of the passenger whom is sitting on the drivers lap. The passenger clenches their anus on the member of the driver, keeping them secured while in transit. Also known as the Husker Hitch
I would have went straight through the windshield when we hit that tree if we didn’t have the Nebraska Safety Seat (Husker Hitch) engaged.
by Cockdiesel89 September 6, 2025
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Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023
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I was in fear of my safety

I was in fear of my safety is a term commonly used as a blanket defense by a police or law enforcement officer to justify use of force against a civilian or other person. Historically, this defense carries a very low burden of proof from the officer or department. ©2021/Rdee
I was in fear of my safety so I shot the suspect in the back
by Rdee_ April 18, 2021
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Safety Warrior

A very paranoid person who tries to busybody others into following their own rigid personal safety precautions.
"John keeps telling me not to take the subway on my upcoming trip to New York, because he thinks there's tons of crime. He's such a safety warrior!"
by greatjofo March 1, 2025
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Safety scissors

A threesome with 2 girls and 1 guy while the guy is wearing a condom
Safety scissors is just as fun with so much less stress!
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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safety

shit that does not exist in the philippines
by kidtrovert November 6, 2018
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