Shit-Swapping

The act of pressing your and another person's anus together and defecating into the other person's anus, or the other person defecating into your anus.

Ray William Johnson: Last night I heard Sheila and MacDonald were Shit-Swapping!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!

by godzillamaster099 August 13, 2018

Swap

the combination word for "swipe or tap", which is used for credit card transactions at most registers

"Swap" your card whenever you're ready!

by dees knees July 23, 2025

EA Swap

Or the Electronic Arts Swap. Electronic Arts counter to the Nintendo Switch. To obtain the console itself, you must buy various real life lootboxes to "unlock" the parts of the console such as the screen and controllers(the instructions to assemble the console itself are also obtainable via lootboxes). After assembling the console, the menu of the console is unlockable through a US$20 "Season Pass" Friend list and online play are also obtainable via another US$30 "Best Value Pass" It also comes with a Wall Street Analyst's opinion on why you should have paid more for the DLC passes in order to finance their sorry asses. Star Wars Battlefront 2 is the only game currently avaliable on the console. Changing between home and portable console is also exclusive to "Premium Members".

Nice! I just got the screen from the lootbox for my EA Swap! Now to open 50 more to get the controllers, buttons, instruction manual.

by Rems Husband March 11, 2018

Hot Swap

When two elderly people shit in their diapers and then swap them while they are still piping hot.

How many hot swaps have you done today grandma?
Granny loves to hot swap with Carl across the hallway from her

by Ton-Tons January 31, 2023

Brandy Swap

When you and your coworker hit the office brandy and need to keep dingles in the dark so you replace it.

Yo, Derek, we need to do a brandy swap or I’m gonna be in trouble.

Karen’s brandy is full, but I really think it’s all a ruse — a brandy swap.

by saylahvee44 November 18, 2019

Homie dick swap

Swapping dick pics with a homie for no apparent reason.

You’re not true friends if you’ve never participated in a homie dick swap

by J3ZZEE January 02, 2021