Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
by I’m very honest March 30, 2020
by 💀💀 November 22, 2021
by Dicksuccer69 April 23, 2018
An insult. When one wants to insult another and tell him/her to, ‘Go suck a dick!’ but does not want them to suck their dick. Only to tell them to suck your own dick, hence ‘Go suck your dick!’
Ross was annoying Robert so that Robert wanted to tell Ross to “Go suck a dick!” However, Robert didn’t want to subject anyone else to Ross’ stupidity so he told Ross to suck his own dick… ‘Go suck your dick!”
by Jack Zun December 23, 2023
Him: Baby you know what day it is?
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!
by Jkbb24 May 20, 2022
Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.
by MrnextX December 29, 2017