An extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. The end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. The word 'Jake Story' can also be used as an insult for someone who told a shitty story. The word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.
Example 1
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"
by anonymous10111213 February 27, 2014
we were watching a movie, i don’t remeber which beacuse i was way to invested in the way ella was dry humping me. one minute we were innocently watching a movie, the next she was on my lap unbuttoning my jeans.
she started to give me a blowy, slow at first but when a moan slipped through my lips she started to pump her mouth on my cock A LOT harder.
moans were slipping out just as fast as my cum was.
she took of her top, grinning ear to ear,
“fuck me until i forget my name jacob” she said as she started to pull off her g string.
i pushed my cock into her so hard that i think the neighbours heard her scream.
i continued to jam my cock into her wet pussy hard and fast, the moans flying out of both of us.
we fucked all night long.
she started to give me a blowy, slow at first but when a moan slipped through my lips she started to pump her mouth on my cock A LOT harder.
moans were slipping out just as fast as my cum was.
she took of her top, grinning ear to ear,
“fuck me until i forget my name jacob” she said as she started to pull off her g string.
i pushed my cock into her so hard that i think the neighbours heard her scream.
i continued to jam my cock into her wet pussy hard and fast, the moans flying out of both of us.
we fucked all night long.
by sexstoryella July 15, 2023
Moral Of The Story can sound different and can be used differently. It can be said as “Memorial Of The Story” , “Theme Of The Story “ or even said “Main idea Of the truth”. It still all means , What ever the story is about , The Main Statement is that
by pudaapudoo May 01, 2021
by Phat Nat March 21, 2008
A "Cianc Story" is when someone tells you a story that has absolutely no point to it and just wastes your time when you hear one.
by hello123 August 25, 2006
N. (shitte store ee)
A story that retells one's experience, or the experience of another, shitting, i.e., defecating, at (1) the wrong time; (2) in the wrong place; (3) in unusual amounts or colors; (4) with unusual stench; (5) with unusual results or combinations thereof. Usually causes both the listener and teller to laugh. May contain a moral or not, as the case may be. Revived at the Bread Loaf Writer's Conference in 1998.
A story that retells one's experience, or the experience of another, shitting, i.e., defecating, at (1) the wrong time; (2) in the wrong place; (3) in unusual amounts or colors; (4) with unusual stench; (5) with unusual results or combinations thereof. Usually causes both the listener and teller to laugh. May contain a moral or not, as the case may be. Revived at the Bread Loaf Writer's Conference in 1998.
by Genoways August 29, 2003
Name for a person who always has to have the top story....you tell a story, and they have to top it with some barely believable nonsense that half the time doesn't even belong in the topic of conversation.
You: "Dude, the other night, I was bangin' this chick who was so fine for a second I thought it might have actually been {super-hot celebrity's name} !"
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
by introspectacle March 15, 2011