snakeskin boots 

Masturbating and ejaculating onto a sleeping person's feet so that upon waking they have dried up semen to peel off their flesh; much like shedded snake skin.

She was sleeping so peacefully and I didn't want to disturb her, so I gave Sarah a pair of snakeskin boots this morning.

snakeskin boots by Dr. Hank Hamilton November 9, 2017

snake mittens 

An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.

"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"

"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."

snake mittens by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008

Snake Snatch 

Death grip on the cock

My king cobra got caught in her snake snatch!

Snake Snatch by Aight den November 18, 2011

Snake it til you make it

The act of doing minimal work to get by, and being sneaky and/or crafty while you go about it, like a snake.

1: "Man this paper isn't gonna get done tonight"
2: "You'll just have to snake it til you make it man"

1: "Dude you down to chill?"
2: "Hold on, I'm snaking it right now, I'm trying to get this chick to do my laundry"

Snake it til you make it by yourrediculouss February 10, 2014

Snake Charming 

Verb. The act of oral sex being performed on a flaccid penis through the zipper of the persons pants to the point that the penis becomes fully erect.

There was no time time to waste, so I asked Wendy to begin Snake Charming. She than showed off her skin flute playing skills and then we were able to bang.

Snake Charmers be Snake Charming

Snake Charming by LoveCanal69 April 24, 2015

shakesha 

Realist bitch there is

Shakesha is the hbic

shakesha by Shakesha March 13, 2017

Snakepark 

A mans chest and biceps

It’s winter and it’s cold…snakepark would do right now

Snakepark by Sista T June 1, 2021