Two guys were having a pint whilst discussing a
well known woman in the village. "She's a slut. She flies over to the Isle of Man at the weekends, sees your man there(you know, that millionaire fellow who lives on the island), has a couple of expensive holidays with him during the year too. She comes
home on a Sunday and on Monday and
Tuesday lives with a company director who comes over from London each week. On Wednesday, Thursday and
Friday she lives with that farmer up the road there. She also owns a house they are at the University there. When she is not here the farmer thinks she is with her kids. It is common knowledge to everyone but him what she is doing. No one dare tell the farmer. It would
kill him. Ach that one is a slut all right".