Simeoneid

One who has sex with someone that is unconscious from drinking too much while covered in there own vomit.

Girl: What happened last night, and why am I covered in vomit?

Guy: You just got simeoneid beotch!

by Shmeeglesnarf January 15, 2013

salty simon

When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.

I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.

by franc black May 5, 2013

Simple Simon

A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.

Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.

Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon

by The Real John Lennon January 30, 2015

simoned

When a joke or sarcastic comment is taken too literally/seriously.

'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'

"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"

'oooooooooh u got simoned'

by mofobitchass July 7, 2005

Simon

Simon is an amazing guy who loves to make people laugh. He's smart, funny, kind, handsome, very athletic, dedicated, a gentleman, and he's SMOKIN HOT. He's every girls dream!!! He always knows how to have a good time and how to lighten the mood. If you get lucky enough to have a Simon in your life, NEVER let him go because there is no doubt he will be the best thing thats ever happened to you!!!!!!!

"Hey you see that sexy beast over there?"
"WOW!! thats one hell of a Simon."

by kinesotape January 8, 2017

Šimonek Komínek

A person by the name of Mr. Pro, sídlící in the Lanžhot discord server.

Šimonek komínek: Skutečné orgie roku 2020 ve sprchách v Quailand Velké tvrdé pulzující kohouty, kteří chtějí být vysáti Děsivý sex v Quailand Floppy Cocks létající všude a Monster Cocks Ničení kundiček a prdel Orgie
Holoslaw: G

by Kristimila February 19, 2022

Simonette

Simonette is the most caring and gorgeous girl in the world. She is very smart, she knows when to back down. She is a little nervous around new people but she warms up eventually. She is a goofball sometimes but it adds to her charm. She is very loyal and she never lowers her standard for anybody. She’s a little whitewashed but can still swear you out in Spanish. She also likes tall guys.

I love Simonette

by liam.vives February 8, 2023